Millie Bobby Brown does online college at Purdue

Get all the piss-soaked hair out of the drains in the freshman dorm showers and tell all your cousin’s friends to throw the Claws and some mayonnaise and sour cream dip down the drain. Yeti special edition cooler sporting the Purdue University logo as soon as they wake up, because Millie Bobby Brown is going to be West Lafayette, Indiana THIS female dog! She will actually participate online, but still. The Big Ten just won a Small Eleven!

(That’s a really good joke because the midwestern conference that Purdue football attends is called The Big Ten, not just one of you out-of-touch nebbish guy who comes to Gawker for all your MBB news , knowing.)

Our daughter is enrolled in Purdue’s social services program, which Millie Bobby described in a Seduce profile as a diploma in which “you learn about the system and how to help young people”. Purdue’s website describes the candidates for the Human Services program as students who “care about individuals and families today and want to help them find solutions to difficult circumstances.” The degree prepares students for careers in social welfare agencies, transitional housing, child protective agencies, behavioral health centers, and addiction treatment and recovery centers. All the places to see UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador Millie Bobby Brown would really put you at ease.

Brown specifically wants to help “elevate young women and girls,” a goal that’s intrinsic not just to her academic pursuits, but to the mission of Florence by Mills, her skincare line for teens.

“I don’t know anything about beauty and skincare,” Brown said. “That’s why I created this. I’m going to take you on this journey with me, so we can learn about plants, serums, fruit and vegetable extracts, enzymes. Things that are so important for your skin, but we don’t know about it because we’re young. It’s all anti-aging, it’s all anti-puffiness. We don’t know what that means.”

She added: “”I need to know more. And I know our generation needs to know more,” presumably referring to the long-term, systemic effects of Florence by Mills. Feed Your Soul Love UA Latte Coffee Glow Mask retails for $18 online. Yes, we all have to do our own research.

See you at the counter and behind glass at the DMV, Mills!

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